Remember now thy Creator, in the days of thy youth, while the evil days come not, nor the years draw nigh, when thou shalt say, I have no pleasure in them. While, the sun, or the light, or the moon, or the stars, be not darkened, nor the clouds return after the rain. Ecc 12:1-2

Friday, June 06, 2008

'Stop! Acts 2:38!'

Acts 2:38An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services,
when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in thename of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
'Why did you just stand there?
All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.' 'Scripture?' replied the burglar.
'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember:
Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
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